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There was a loud crash, and the sound of shattering glass. As soon as England heard that, he quickly ran to the room you were in.

"Oops," You said while looking at the shattered bottle.

The door burst open, and there stood England, "____! Are you okay? I heard-" He glanced down at the broken bottle on the ground.

"England! Great time," You slurred, "I was gonna ask you, get me another bottle."

"____, what have you been drinking?" He asked.

"Red wine, stuff," You slurred some more, "Is healthy."

"Who told you that?!"

"Francey-Pants," You said, sending you into a fit of giggles, and almost falling out of the chair.

"That bloody twit, why I'll-"



"Languge's importan'," You slurred, "We gotta speak stuffs."

"Why don't we get you to bed, ____?" England suggested.

"But, I gotsa get skinnies!" You exclaimed.

"You're skinny enough," England said, "You don't need wine to make you any skinnier."

"Okays Artie," You said, attempting to hop down from the chair.

"Let me help you, love," England said, helping you get down from the seat.

You giggled as the two of you walked down the hall, and England turned to look at you
with a puzzled expresion on his face.

"I's got a secret," You told him.

The two of you stood outside the room you were staying in.

"Really?" England asked.

"Yups!" You said, "Come'ere and I's tell it to you."

England smirked, "I am here."

You shook your head, "You're not close enoughs!"

England took a step closer, "Is this good, love?"

You shook your head again, but faster this time.

England took another step forwards.

"Now I's tell you the secret!" You said. You stood up on your tip-toes the best you could, and gave England a small kiss on his cheek.

"Shh!" You exclaimed, "Don't tells Artie!" You walked into your room, and shut the door in the britain's face.

"You're welcome!" England heard someone shout out his window.

"I'll get you, you bloody wanker!" England called out the window.

England sighed, then smiled while rubbing the spot you had kissed with his fingers. He'd have to try to get you to do that while sober some time.
Omg, this is my first x Reader, and my first Hetalia fanfic, so sorry if it sucks or if England is ooc.

England (C) Not me TT^TT
You (C) :iconsexyenglandplz:
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PlutoDemonHoundsGirl Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student General Artist
"I gotsa get skinnies!!!!"

"Shhh don't tell Artie."

XDgod I'm hilarious when drunk.
ilovehetalia1232 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
hot pic
MutsumiHasagawa Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"I gotsa get skinnies!"
Fujiko30197 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
I'm reminded of iCarly XD
oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontinyrainbowarmy::iconbleedrainbowplz::iconcryingrainbowsplz::iconbleedrainbowplz::iconcryingrainbowsplz::iconbleedrainbowplz: :iconcryingrainbowsplz::iconbleedrainbowplz::icontinyrainbowarmy:
Kotania Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a work of blinding art!
5NinjaCat Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
I love this to death XD
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
supersayingirl Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
epicbleachfan998 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Don't tell Artie! xD Sorry Reader-chan, but I think he knows~
KenkoSpellCaster Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that slurred speech was hilarious!
Shadowlover4444 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
"Shhhhhhh dont tell Artie"
I died there XDD
MurderousMusic Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student General Artist
It feels odd to say this but, Thanks Francis.
Juicy-Peach Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Best fanfic EVA!!!!!
lexicat00 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg thank you!!! This really made my day. :iconthankyouplz:
KanGiveHugs Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Haha! Cute and funny! Thanks, Francey-Pants!
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